The Real Reason The Lakers Are Big Fat Losers.. They're Too Preoccupied With Scoring These 2
I know have the real reason why the Lakers couldn’t end their Pre-Season Losing Streak agains the Dallas Mavericks..
Well, it’s Actually not one, but TWO Reasons. They come in the Statuesque form of Playboy Playmates Kristina Shannon and Ashley Mattingly.
Yes, you can’t be mad at the Lakers for having a lackluster start of the season, when you realize these two are sittin on the sidelines as eye candy.
Now why they didn’t affect Dallas as much… Maybe they all know that Long Distances Relationships with these Angelic Angeleno Beauties Could Never Work.
So the dudes who think they could have a chance.. the Los Angeles Lakers, can’t seem to concentrate with these two Blonde’s Cheering them on. Well, actually, Ashley’s from Texas, so I’m pretty sure she was rootin for Dallas and got her way.
Surprised no fights broke out. That’s like Mitt Romney and Barack Obama sitting at a game together of their Home Teams.
Lucky for these two, they’re not into petty drama. Nope, just breaking hearts of Lakers Fans all across Southern California.
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Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
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Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
Photos: SunOfHollywood.com
